I am dab hand at moving house. I've moved from here to there so many times over the last 5 years you need both hands to count the many times. Some would say gypsy, I say nomad and searcher. I'm pretty proud of my moving boxes and labelling expertise, which is not to say I like it or feel anything even resembling like, but I am good at it. This is adulting the hard way as us newlyweds move house, buy furniture and build the dreaded flat packs; dystopia has been found in a furniture store.